Advantages: made me giggle Disadvantages: may offend
Minutes".
....she studied for a blood test-and failed.
....she sold the car for gas money!
....when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
....she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
....when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus
twice instead.
....when she went to the airport and saw a sign that
said "Airport Left,"she turned around and went home.
Now that is funny!! I can see myself doing some of those things! Thanx for reading my op!!
Now for anotherjoke...
No offence any scousers!! I love you all really, but this is funny!
A scouser walked into the local job centre, marched straight up to the
counter and said "Hi, I' m lookin' for a job."
The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We've just got
a listing from a very wealthy man who wants ...
pinkprincesskt 30.10.2002 (31.10.2002)
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Advantages: funny Disadvantages: you may know them already
listens intently and thinks: "This is really cool."
Another guy comes in for a drink and the robot asks him: "What's your IQ?" The man response: "100." So the robot starts talking about TV, the weather and so on. The man thinks to himself: "Wow, this is really cool."
A third guy comes into the bar. As with the others the robot asks him: "What's your IQ?" The man replies: "80." The robot says: "So, how are West Ham doing these days?" ...
gaybear 23.07.2009
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Advantages: pure fun-Full Stop...enough said! Disadvantages: real jokes are always funny; hurtful, spiteful comments ARE NOT JOKES!
"
His friend snatches the mirror...
" You silly bugger...
...THAT'S ME!"
Hope you all like it. Heres another... its an oldie, but a classic...
There's an ENGLISH man, IRISH man and a SCOTISH man.
They're working on the trainlines doin' Tony Blairs checks to insure no more accidents.
Lunch time comes... They sit down and open their packed lunches.
ENGLISH MAN: "Not another cheese sandwich I always have cheese sandwiches, if I have another cheese sandwich tomoro I'll kill myself."
SCOTISH MAN: "Not another haggis, I always have haggis, if I have another haggis tomoro I'll kill myself."
IRISH MAN: "Not more potatoes, I have potatoes everyday! If I have potatoes tomoro I'll kill myself."
The next day they all have the same lunches, one after the other they through themselves infront of an oncoming train ...
ilovemyself 03.02.2003 (11.03.2003)
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Product Information for "Another Joke At The Ol' Choppin' Block - Danielson Family" »
Product details
Title
Another Joke At The Ol' Choppin' Block
Performer
Danielson Family
Genre
Rock & Pop
Sub Genre
Christian Rock
Release Date
12/02/2001
Recomended Retail Price
12.99 GBP
Original Release Year
1997
Label / Distributor
Secretly Canadian / PIAS UK/Sony DADC
Producer
Kramer
Pieces in Set
1
Studio / Live
Studio
Stereo
Stereo
Format
Performer
EAN
656605004228
Additional notes
Album Notes
Danielson Family includes: Daniel Smith (vocals); Andrew, David, Megan, Rachel.
Album Reviews
Spin (1/98, p.88) - Included on Spin's list of "Unheard Music." - "...This southern New Jersey `family' band (ages 12 to 24) couple ingenuously ingenious indie-rock arrangements with the apparently uplifting lyrics and helium vocals of leader Daniel Smith to create a joyful noise that would even perplex Will Oldham." Alternative Press (4/01, p.84) - "...Truly original sonic Americana..." Village Voice (4/8/97, p.65) - "...passionate, tempestuous, messy music....This music has a hallucinatory, surrealistic poetry of intimate faith, unfiltered by organized religion....After 45 minutes of nearly psychotic excitement, the staunchest atheist may find herself muttering "I love my Lord..."
Titles on disc 1
1.
No No
2.
Ye Olde Battleaxe
3.
Me To Datee
4.
Lord's Rest
5.
Flesh Thang
6.
Jersey Loverboy
7.
I Am My Beloved's
8.
Big Baby
9.
Deviled Egg
10.
Quest For Thrills
11.
Smooth Death
12.
Jokin' At The Block
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