Bruxist Frog - Proswell

Advantages: None
Disadvantages: Everything you know about this album is a disadvantage

...I used to go on holiday to Turkey every year with my family. When I turned seventeen, I realised that I'd had enough of all the Turks trying to do you dodgy deals, I'd had enough of having nothing to do, and I'd had enough of the terrible music, and decided to stay in Scotland and go to T in the Park every year instead. The first year I didn't go, one of out family friends went in my place, and he brought me back a joke present, which wasn't even funny. Crazy Frog's Crazy Hits. This CD represents a few things to me, it represents how the music industry in Britain is collapsing, it represents the stupidity of a large number of our population, and it represents ignorance and plain idiocy. The Crazy Frog franchise began in Britain at a time when bands were just starting to become popular again (It shifts between bands and dance music... Read review

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Advantages: Kids love It
Disadvantages: Over Priced for what it is

...Let's face there is a kid inside us all and even if you don't like the 'Crazy Frog' you'll still find your self 'bing binging' along to the catchy tune. I bought this when it first came out, yes i know, slap my wrist but it was for a good reason. As i work as a mobile Disco it came in brilliantly for use at kids parties. They totaly love it and can't get enough of him. To be honest with you that really is the only use for it. That's the only reson i bought it, honest. Unless you want an expensive coaster or something to scare the birds away with. As i said i bought this for the discos but was pretty disapointed when i got it home. It has 16 tracks (if you can call them tracks), 2 videos, 1 game a screensavers, wallpapers and photos on it. Personally I don't want to have photos of some frog in the buff, i don't want him... Read review

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Advantages: Superlative dance music classic
Disadvantages: One or two slightly weaker tracks

...There have been so many dance acts over the last ten years, I find it hard to remember any of them. In fact, dance music is so risible nowadays, clubs like Ministry and the Ibiza super-clubs must have a hard time filling their dancefloors. I mean who's going to be dancing to that damn-awful stupid frog song? Please tell me it's not you … Anyway, there have been or two notable exceptions, and Faithless, with their infectious brand of catchy riffs, social commentary and the enigmatic Maxi Jazz at the helm, have released consistently good tunes. So when I saw the advert's for this CD, I knew I had to have it. Father's day arrives and my lovely daughter buys it for me. Woo hoo. A little background … Faithless consists of three main protagonists; Sister Bliss, Maxi Jazz and Rollo. Cool names huh? Sis' provides all... Read review

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