This, the latest in cheese from the clubland gang is second to none.
Not only is it cheesy but also comes with, not 2 but 3 cd's...YES another cd packed with the latest and greatest cheesy essentials that continuously get branded as trance. WTF TRANCE! this is CHEESE, the most originall genre ever to grace the music supermarkets.
Cheese, spelt C H E E S E does not come any better than this folks.
Originality: How can this be original? Track after track of mouldy green out of date 80's tracks remixed to a cheesy backin tune.
Lyrics: A girl, singing (dare I say singing) over and over on the topic of love...eg You make me feel sooo cheesy, over and over and over! Insult to the original song
Quality and consistency of tracks: Better than a slab of cheddar, consistently tasting of cheese.
Shelf life: Enduring. A painstakingly enduring period in which we must see adverisements to the latest clubland classic album.
Compare against artist's other releases: Every clubland is the same.
Against competition: Its only competition is another clubland cd?!
Cover/Inlay Design and Content: Pretty
Recommend to potential buyers: If you like cheese, you already have clubland
Very Poor and IT AINT TRANCE
Thanks for taking time out of listenin to cheese to read this review.
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