Who'd have thought it, eh? All those years that Doc Cox was wowing millions of That's Life ... more
viewers with his witty ditties and novelty tank tops, he was leading a secret double life as Ivor Biggun, smutty king of the double entendre. Effortlessly stradd...
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Who'd have thought it, eh? All those years that Doc Cox was wowing millions ofThat's ... more
Lifeviewers with his witty ditties and novelty tank tops, he was leading a secret double life as Ivor Biggun, smutty king of the double entendre. Effortlessly straddling the gulf between all-out filth like The Macc Lads and cheesy comedy like The Barron Knights, Ivor Biggun specialises in end-of-the-pier-saucy-postcard-ooer-missus-where's -my-trousers-more-tea-vicar comedy. It's not witty or clever, but it does have a certain charm, plus there's something inherently funny in Esther Rantzen's former right-hand man repeatedly shouting, "I'm a wanker". After hearing this, I doubt she'll ever want to go anywhere near his right hand again.--Helen Marquis
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in pursuit of one of Mrs Porty's foxes. Can Ivor save the fox from the hounds?
Bluebell
Bluebell the donkey is helping Jones give Ivor a bath until Jones gets an urgent call to deliver some new boots to Mr Dinwiddy. Ivor and Jones collect the boots and set off to Mr Dinwiddy's hills. Bluebell still carrying the bucket chases Ivor, but is so worn out when she catches up with him that she can't make her way back to the station. Mr Dinwiddy sets about making a donkey carriage that can be hooked up to Ivor so she can go on days out with him. However on the way back one of Ivor's wheels comes off the track. Can Bluebell save the say by getting help?
Unidentified Objects.
There is not much happening on the railway so Dai the station master and Jones decide to do a bit of sunbathing on the station platform. All ...
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Ivor Cutler's third album for Virgin, originally released on vinyl in 1976, continues his highly idiosyncratic trawl through life with the usual mixture of tall tales, some presented as unaccompanied prose speech, others sung (although the word is used advisedly) with piano or harmonium.
It's a long way from the hippie Virgin fare of that era - only his labelmate Robert Wyatt (with whom Cutler collaborated on "Rock Bottom") comes remotely close. Humorists like Spike Milligan and Vivian Stanshall are far more accurate reference points.
Ever the miniaturist, Cutler crams over thirty vignettes into the album. The perpetual "Life in a Scotch Sitting Room" has two more extracts included here, both of which are wonderfully bizarre evocations of a childhood of porridge, country walks and learning about the development of Glasgow ...
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a rotating shaft, propelled by the hydronomic force being created by the lubricant which helps it rotate some more. This system's non-contact construction of the bearing makes it better than the previous fixed bearing technique. Thus, it improves quietness and reliability. Almost all modern hard disks that are labelled 'quiet' include this marchitecture. It is important enough though to warrant this section*****
Installation:
As with most hard disks available today, installation is very simple. However, with this drive you have to make sure that your motherboard and operating system supports 48-bit Long Bit Addressing. Simply, this means that hard disks are limited to approximately 120GB of space formatted unless the update is applied. If you have a relatively modern computer, and Windows XP SP1 all should be well. If you don't have it, maybe ...