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14-6-09 Can't believe I haven't written a review for the whole of 2009, watch this space...
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If ever there was an artist that did not require an introduction it would be Madonna, the Maradona of the music industry and the most successful solo female artist in the world. 'Hard Candy' comes as Madonna's eleventh album spanning over a career that first began in 1982, and will be the last album of original material released from her on the current contract -- although you could say it is a certainity that she shall continue to be present in the studio despite being a few months over her 50th birthday. The butt of many jokes, it is undeniable that shall still looks in great condition as she jumps around in leotards, and doesn't exactly fit in with the half-dead, nursing home impression that some give of her.
Through the 'ages' Madonna has certainly been consistant at releasing a sound that matches where ever music is at that point in time, and if you look back at footage of Madonna singing 'Like a Virgin', you can hardly believe you are watching the same person when you see the progression to the likes of her rapping on 'American Life' or dancing to 'Hung Up'. You are likely to have a preferred preference to which Madonna sound you like the better (if any) depending on what decade you were born in. She is also an artist that has brought her public exposure through the years by creating new ways of being controversial, whilst sexuality may not shock anyone anymore, adoption stunts similar to Angelina
Jolie and lesbian kisses with Britney Spears have created their own stir.
"No boundaries and no limits."
Madonna's follow-up to her dance album, 'Confessions on the Dancefloor', was always going to have a more contemporary feel when you saw the list of R&B producers that were working with Miss. Music; Timbaland, The Neptunes, etc. When the first single from the project shrouded in mystery was first released, I was pleasently surprised by just how well a collaboration between Madonna and Justin Timberlake could work, the hugely popular Trousersnake is young enough to be her son. It could be easy to draw comparisons between '4 Minutes' and look back at when Madonna worked with JT's ex, Britney, for the collab on 'Against the Music'. I guess you'd have to get a time machine to see who Madonna actually worked better with, but I wouldn't mind being a fly on the wall in the studio when you hear about some of the andecdotes Madonna has shared, tugging down Timberlake's trousers to give him a shot in the ass. And that's not in a mother/child relationship way.
'4 Minutes' is one of the tracks of the album, and is one of the few tracks that Pharrell Williams doesn't have a credit on. Although you do get the nostalgia of Madge singing 'tick tock, tick tock.' This creates a mixture of the R&B infulence, as well as dance, and is an example of why Hard Candy is such a solid pop album. One of the most interesting aspects of the album that has gone relatively unnoticed is that recently graduated Kanye West also throws himself on to a track with the woman that graduated thirty years back, for 'Beat Goes On'. Unfortunately the track sounds about two years too late, having said that if you liked music in 2006 and/or are diehard Kanye then you should appreciate this. I'm slightly uncomfortable with how long some tracks are, as 'She's Not Me' and 'Incredible' both have moments of excellence, although lose out on that perfect five-star rating as they drag on. Perhaps these tracks were designed to dance to, but that's not what I thought this album was about, and you will grow bored, likely to be skipping tracks before the end.
"You wake up in the morning, next to your new lover, she might cook you breakfast, and love you in the shower."
'Dance 2night' is the second time on the album track listing that Madonna decides to abreviate the word 'to', because that must be a modern touch she was looking for. I don't think we need to be told to abreviate, because if we want to we will, but thankfully txt-speak isn't the most standout aspect of the packaging. Rather it is Madonna dressed in another of her wrestling leotards, this time with a championship belt wrapped around her waist ready to battle. With a big swirly pink lollipop in the back, I guess this is supposed to be the visual impression of what agressive candy is. Just incase you have forgotten what you have listened to previous, Justin Timberlake once again lends vocals and brings up the subject of 'saving the world'. I feel the track is good on its lonesome, but is a poorer version of what we have already listened to. Having slammed Madonna for her long-lasting tracks, I must praise her for finally throwing in a ballad after ten tracks, and 'Devil Wouldn't Recognize You' is inspiring lyrically. There's no real need to touch on vocals, as if you've ever heard Madonna before you will know exactly how you expect her to sound, and there are no huge notes and her ordinary voice is what sets her aside from the likes of Mariah Carey or even Leona. Comparing the artist on charisma would be an unfair comparison however.
Hard Candy is a celebration that proves Madonna can still cut it no matter what her age, and although this is unlikely to turn anyone that was never a fan, this is pop perfection. The album tops itself off with 'Voices', where the beat sounds everso slightly like something off a Mark Ronson project. The introduction is dull, 'Spanish Lesson' is oddball, but for every gap there is at least three minutes of interest. Another collectable for the Madonna fanatics, and they can collect their album sleeve (plus CD) from April 29th 2008. "Who is the master, and who is the slave?"
01, Candy Shop (4.15), 2*
02, Four Minutes ft. Justin Timberlake (4.00), 4*
03, Give it 2 Me (4.47), 4*
04, Heartbeat (4.03), 3*
05, Miles Away (4.48), 3*
06, She's Not Me (6.04), 4*
07, Incredible (6.19), 3*
08, Beat Goes On ft. Kanye West (4.26), 4*
09, Dance 2night (5.03), 3*
10, Spanish Lesson (3.37), 2*
11, Devil Wouldn't Recognize You (5.09), 4*
12, Voices (3.39), 3*
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Madonna - the hardest of the candys
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Great review, VH from me. I dont know why some people have rated this review as H as it contains alot of great info and of course personal opinion. Suppose you cant please everyone lol :O)X
MarcoG 28.04.2008 21:32
She's a legend, but was kinda hoping that her new song would have more Madonna, than let JT sing ALL over it
Seresecros 28.04.2008 16:33
I was kinda hoping that this would be based off the film of the same name. Ah well.