Compare Prices
Postage & Packaging: £1.​21
Postage & Packaging: £1.​21
Postage & Packaging: refer to website
SHOPPING > Music > Rock & Pop > Hits - Phil Collins > Reviews

Hits - Phil Collins

from (25 offers) · Product Information

Hits - Phil Collins

Quote-start

Aargh, no! Please make it stop. Please.

Quote-end

1 Feb 2nd, 2009 

20 Ciao members have rated this review on average: helpful

Advantages:
None .

Disadvantages:
Dull, radio friendly, middle of the road dreariness .

Recommendable No:

Detailed rating:

Originality

Lyrics

Quality and consistency of tracks

How does it compare to the artist's other releases

Value for Money

drewish

drewish

About me:

Hello all you Ciaoers out there!

Member since:15.11.2004

Reviews:151

Members who trust:26

Collins sold out completely when Peter Gabriel left Genesis in the early 70s and should have stuck to being a decent drummer than a third-rate solo artist.

This is uniformly bland, over-produced, middle-of-the-road rubbish.

Another Day in Paradise (1989)- a patronising attempt to show what a sensitive chap Collins is, by highlighting poverty. Poverty of ideas more like - it contains the lines "Oh think twice, its another day for /
You and me in paradise / Oh think twice, its just another day for you, /
You and me in paradise" - that's all right for millionaire rock star Phil Collins to say. This track reeks of hypocrisy.

True Colours - if this wasn't "pass me the bucket" sick-making enough, True Colours is a terribly saccharine love song - I see your true colours / so don't be afraid to let them show / your true colours, just like a rainbow". More insultingly badly hack writing here (not from Collins himself, so he can't be blamed for that), but he can be blamed for releasing this trash into the public domain.

Then, its "Easy Lover", - "She's an easy lover / She'll take your heart but you won't feel it / She's like no other / Before you know it you'll be on your knees" - a slight improvement on the first two tracks, but still middle-of-the-road, bland, unimaginative, radio-friendly muzak.

"You can't hurry love" - a jaunty track this one with sing along lyrics. "You can't hurry love, 'cos love has to wait, just trust in a good time, now matter how long it takes - Now break!" - had dance floors filling in the early nineties, which is where it should have remained. - Again, Collins didn't write this himself, so he can't be blamed for the appallingly dull lyrics.

Then it is pass the sick bucket time again for the dreadful "Two Hearts". More sentimental, love-sick, forgettable nonsense.

"Against All Odds" is a half-decent track. "Take a look at me now / There's just an empty space" is a nice line, which does convey some genuine emotion. The only other listenable song on the album is Sussudio, which is genuinely catchy and hummable.

This is an exception, as Collins's songs are generally catchy in the same way as the 'flu. They are painful to listen to for any length of time, make you feel sick and incapable of doing anything except wondering about how awful everything is.

All the songs on this compilation are very forgettable love songs, without a trace of originality - far from the ambitious beginnings of Collins's career as a drummer in Genesis (before they all sold out completely and chased the lure of commercial success rather than the lure of good music). Successful bands like Pink Floyd and Radiohead have demonstarted that you can be ambitious, long-lasting and have some artistic integrity. Phil Collins fails miserably to satisfy on this collection.

There is no point in buying this - you will probably know all the tracks already and even if you don't all you need do is go down to the nearest Sainsbury's to listen to fine selection of Collins's muzak played from the speakers.

The thing that really boggles belief is that Phil Collins - a fine drummer who is a talented musician - wasted years of his life churning out this pap. Maybe he was too busy counting the money to care. 

How helpful would this review be to a person making a buying decision? Rating guidelines

exceptional

very helpful

helpful

somewhat helpful

not helpful

off topic

Products you might be interested in »

Live Concert At The Forum - Barbra Streisand

Live Concert At The Forum - Barbra Streisand

Classic Pop Vocals - LiveRecording - 1, 2 CD(s) - Label: Columbia - Distributor: Sony Music/Arvato Services - Released: 07/1997, 27/09/2004, 10/1994, 18/09/2000 - 5099748794321, 5099748048820, 5099747759925, 4250079731497, 5099720234494, 5099749743526

User reviews (1)

Buy now for only £ 2.44

River Is Wide, The [Remastered] - Forum (The)

River Is Wide, The [Remastered] - Forum (The)

Rock & Pop - StudioRecording - 1 CD(s) - Label: Rev-Ola - Distributor: Plastic Head - Released: 20/01/2003 - 5013929431423

Rate it now

Buy now for only £ 5.19

Unplugged - Eric Clapton

Unplugged - Eric Clapton

Rock & Pop - LiveRecording - 1 CD(s) - Label: Warner Bros. - Distributor: Cinram Logistics - Released: 08/1992 - 93624502425

User reviews (8)

Buy now for only £ 4.65

101 Running Songs - Various Artists

101 Running Songs - Various Artists

Rock & Pop - StudioRecording - 5 CD(s) - Label: EMI TV - Distributor: EMI Operations/CEVA Logistics - Released: 14/09/2009 - 5099968536428

Rate it now

Buy now for only £ 10.98

Dookie - Green Day

Dookie - Green Day

Alternative - StudioRecording - 1 CD(s) - Label: Reprise - Distributor: Cinram Logistics - Released: 02/1994 - 93624552925

User reviews (75)

Buy now for only £ 3.98

Top Ten Hits Of The 60's - The Best Sixties Groups Ever - Various Artists

Top Ten Hits Of The 60's - The Best Sixties Groups Ever - Various Artists

Rock & Pop - 1 CD(s) - Label: Pegasus - Distributor: Trilogy Logistics - Released: 29/08/2003 - 5034504202023

User reviews (1)

Buy now for only £ 0.85

Comments about this review »

brittle1906 02.02.2009 17:09

Well, we know where your musical tastes don't lie! LOL

Compare prices for Hits - Phil Collins »

1 to 5 out of 25 offers for Hits - Phil Collins Show all offers   sorted by: Price 
Phil Collins : Hits - Phil Collins

Phil Collins : Hits - Phil Collins

For better or worse, Phil Collins's "In the Air Tonight" was the "Stairway to Heaven" of ... more

the 1980s, winning radio stations' listener polls
and even lending its designer threat to an episode
ofMiami Vice.Hitsrecalls the days when the Collins
name on a d...

amazon marketplace music

Postage & Packaging£1.21
AvailabilityUsually dispatched within 1-2 business days...
 Visit Shop  >
amazon marketplace m...
Phil Collins Hits [CASSETTE] - Phil Collins

Phil Collins Hits [CASSETTE] - Phil Collins

Release Date: 1998-10-05, Audio Cassette, Virgin

amazon marketplace music

Postage & Packaging£1.21
AvailabilityUsually dispatched within 1-2 business days...
 Visit Shop  >
amazon marketplace m...
The Instrumental Hits Of Phil Collins - Various (MP3-Download)

The Instrumental Hits Of Phil Collins - Various (MP3-Download)

amazon mp3-downloads

Postage & Packagingrefer to website
Availabilityrefer to website
 Visit Shop  >
amazon mp3-downloads...
Karaoke Hits - Phil Collins (Vol. 3) - APM Karaoke (MP3-Download)

Karaoke Hits - Phil Collins (Vol. 3) - APM Karaoke (MP3-Download)

amazon mp3-downloads

Postage & Packagingrefer to website
Availabilityrefer to website
 Visit Shop  >
amazon mp3-downloads...


More reviews »

Hits - Phil Collins - review by 3min_man

Advantages: Quality collection of Phils Greatest Hits
Disadvantages: A few tracks not justifying enough

Hits - Phil Collins - review by 3min_man 3min_man 08.05.2004 (05.07.2005) · Read review
Ciao members have rated this review on average: very helpful
Review of Hits - Phil Collins

Hits - Phil Collins - review by SimonGii

Advantages: 16 Great songs
Disadvantages: design of cover

Hits - Phil Collins - review by SimonGii SimonGii 07.07.2001 · Read review
Ciao members have rated this review on average: helpful
Review of Hits - Phil Collins

Hits - Phil Collins - review by alleykatz

Advantages: Its phil what more can i say
Disadvantages: nada!

Hits - Phil Collins - review by alleykatz alleykatz 03.10.2000 · Read review
Ciao members have rated this review on average: helpful
Review of Hits - Phil Collins

Hits - Phil Collins - review by trumpeternorthants

Advantages: one of his best releases combining all his best work
Disadvantages: Nonewhatsoever

Hits - Phil Collins - review by trumpeternorthants trumpeternorthants 07.01.2003 (09.01.2003) · Read review
Ciao members have rated this review on average: helpful
Review of Hits - Phil Collins

Hits - Phil Collins - review by Gwenick

Advantages: Great music
Disadvantages: none

Hits - Phil Collins - review by Gwenick Gwenick 09.09.2000 · Read review
Ciao members have rated this review on average: helpful
Review of Hits - Phil Collins



Are you the manufacturer / provider of Hits - Phil Collins? Click here