If I'm A Ham Well You're A Sausage - Don Dixon

Don't Read This Opinion If You're Clever

Advantages: Clever writing, anarchic wit, original thinking.
Disadvantages: Optimistic they are not!

as the laughs continue to shoot out at a rate of knots and the black comedy turns from depression to downright suicide. The second story begins like this: ?Your first murder deserves consideration for a long time. I didn?t give it any consideration, but then not everyone can be lucky enough to have my talent, and the method you choose says a lot about you. My first victim died of a blow to the head from that suitcase of words that is the Larousse Gastronomique, strangulation by her own tights, a stabbing from a Sabatier carving knife, and the snipping of her parachute rip cords immediately before her going over the tailgate.? That should have done the trick eh?! ?Then They Say You?re Drunk? is one mans quest to finally determine if Brixton does indeed have more ?headcases per square inch than any other place in the world ...

Kirsty1 19.10.2003 · Read full review
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Review of Don't Read This Book If You're Stupid - Tibor Fischer

If you're happy and you know it read this book!

Advantages: lovely picture book based on popular song
Disadvantages: none

also a great favourite too! There are only eight different animals referred to in the book so something we love doing as a result of reading it is to make up our own verses about different animals which can go on forever and ever! We have made up verses about cats purring, pigs grunting and horses galloping! The pictures in this book are wonderful - very vivid and colourful and all the animals are given very distinct features. All the pages are very colourful and there is a good degree of humour in all the pictures! The book is of good quality paper, has 24 pages and if from Oxford University Press with an RRP of £4.99. I really do recommend this as a book to share with little children and I hope I have demonstrated how much fun you can have with it. It certainly is a book to make you happy so 'When you're happy and you know ...

kingfisher111 19.09.2006 · Read full review
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Review of If You're Happy and You Know It! - Jan Ormerod

for a non girly girl I'm not doing too well

Advantages: long lasting, does the job
Disadvantages: can be classed as expensive

As some of you will know from my other reviews I claim to be a non girly girl, however this is the third review I've done for a girly product!! I like make-up, don't get me wrong, I just don't wear it every single second of every single day, as such it lasts me a long time and I feel very different when I wear it. I've heard of this for years and always wanted some but when I asked my parents for it for christmas and birthdays, they tended to look back at me dressed in my ripped jeans, doc martens, no makeup and well worn wonderstuff t-shirts tip their heads to one side and say maybe next year. So when I matured ainto a 20 something in business suits, heels and off to london for meetings their heads were then tipped in a ‘well you can afford it now way’. bless 'em. But it was not until last December that I ...

pbfhpunk 09.09.2002 · Read full review
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Review of Yves Saint Laurent Touche Eclat (Radiant Touch)