Metropolitain - Kyle Eastwood

Advantages: You will feel like your life is amazing
Disadvantages: too many shell suits for your brain to handle

...ha ha ha ha ha, I've just been reading the views about Jeremy Kyle and I've not laughed so much in ages!!!! Jeremy everyone despises you....that is of course except me. This very morning I was eating toast watching your show, chuckling at the mis-fortune of others and it got me thinking. Despite the fact you are quite obviously an egocentric hypocrite, I do feel you are serving the British public well. heres why: 1) Everyone likes to dislike something, for me its liver and sweetcorn, for many it appears to be you. This is a good thing because it teaches us what we don't like. That means when we find something we do like, we appreciate it more. 2) The people on your show are fantastic......never have I met so many disfunctional people in one small area. except maybe at the house of lords......oh yeah and this one time round at my... Read review

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Advantages: Daily Express-baiting madness
Disadvantages: Daily Express-baiting madness

...Everyone?s heard of the Jeremy Kyle Show (ITV 2) by now. A judge has called it a form of human bear-baiting and it recently caused another furore by ?inadvertently? broadcasting a swear word. The format is simple enough. Kyle, who looks like a cross between a particularly miffed warthog and a premiership footballer whose name I don?t know, invites contestants (?guests? is too genteel a word) onto the show to thrash out deeply personal problems in front of a TV audience of a few million, in exchange for his sagely advice and a night in a cheap hotel in Manchester with free run of the mini-bar (that?s probably not true, by the way). The problems typically consist of alcoholism, drug dependency, ?am I the real father? scenarios, ?my daughter is going off the rails? narratives, ?Mum, your being a 70-year-old stripper is quite embarrassing... Read review

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Advantages: Good presenter, good identifiable topics, good daytime tv
Disadvantages: Could be a bit damaging?

...When I moved in with my boyfriend at the beginning of June, I expected to get a job pretty easily, but after the terrible floods that hit Sheffield in the summer, I found myself jobless and ofter very bored. After completing every adventure game I own, I began searching for something on TV to get addicted to. I'm not really a big TV watcher, Big Brother makes me angry, Coronation street and Eastenders send me to sleep, Hollyoaks confuses me and after trying several programmes I flicked the telly off at the wall and went back to my trusty laptop. One morning I was having my breakfast and I flicked the TV on to see if there was anything worth watching. I'd seen Jeremy Kyle a few times and liked it. Although, I was reasonably firmly set against chat shows like this, I think (having studied counselling) that quite ofter more harm is... Read review

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