Ode To The Ghetto - Guilty Simpson

Ode of Woe !

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I haven't been here very long , but simply had to say My days are disappearing since I found the Ciao cafe Im sitting at my desk for hours writing up reviews So many ideas in my head I find it hard to choose But glancing in my mirror , I spot my flattened ass Ive got a sneaking feeling that my bum's expanding fast I've really got to do some work , or exercise at least My husband's eating egg and chips instead of evening feast My eyes are strained , my fingers numb , Ive really got to stop ( but first I'll finish summing up my favourite place to shop ) And then I promise , I will go and tackle all these jobs The house looks like a drop-in centre for the local yobs The cats are starving , missed their tea 'cos I was too engrossed And when our friends pop round I'm really not the model host So thanks , you lot , for causing me ...

Janej47 28.09.2005 · Read full review
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The Simpsons Go To Hollywood Review

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The Simpsons - Classics - Go to Hollywood is a collection of four episodes including some new, and some classic ones. The episodes included are "When You Dish Upon a Star", "Fear of Flying", "Krusty Gets Kancelled" and "Flaming Moes". "When You Dish Upon a Star" has Homer, through some bizarre accident, becoming the personal assistant to Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger, who are staying in a secluded home in Springfield. After he becomes fired for telling his friends about who he's working for, he launches "the museum of Hollywood jerks" with various undergarments etc. With all celebrities in The Simpsons, they are never afraid of poking fun at each other, and both have some good lines together. Ron Howard makes another appearance and is again hilarious, especially when he steals Homer's film idea and the "Happy Days" theme plays ...

Walter_Kovacs 07.01.2009 · Read full review
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TO YOU, ALL MY FELLOW CIAOERS.

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I opened this category. I admit it. The reason for doing it was that I love poetic form and think that it lends itself to some pretty imaginative writing. We are all writers on a site called Ciao and we write for pennies, and read for even less, but why do we do it ? and in life in general would we do so much work for so little ? I think not. So, the idea of this category is so that Ciaoers can have a bit of fun and at least get the recognition that they deserve, if not in monetary reward, in recognition that they took the time to write about a site that has become part of our everyday lives. ODE TO CIAO This is my ode to the people I meet, and whom we refer to as Ciaoers, Who write of the products they like or dislike, and devote, in their lives, many hours. To reading, and writing, supporting their friends, through the dots ...

thingywhatsit 06.10.2004 (21.04.2005) · Read full review
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