Troots - Shooglenifty

Advantages: It's a gripping no holds barred account of my former self
Disadvantages: You need to be ever so slightly mad to fully understand

...wrapped in pure gold leaf.Having shared the milky bar with Denzel I chucked it in the gutter and while we sat there licking our grateful chops a young lad name of Mark Twang happened to pass by and scooped up the wrapper and made off to the local Pawnbrokers. We sat watching,you know how you do when your contented with a mouthful of milky bar. Out of the pawnbrokers came young Mark Twang,with a handfull of coins. Denzel looked at me and kinda gave me a sly look only Denzel can. "What??" I says! The thought hit me likes a ton of bricks!!! That's it,we'll be street cleaners!! So me and Denzel spend the next day or so picking up others rotten bits and snotty hankies. We were well chuffed and thought of all that money we'd collect when we took this little lot into the Pawnbroker Snottgobbler. Off we trooted in a little jig singing a jolly... Read review

Ciao members have rated this review on average helpful