Ultimate Cheese Party, The - Various Artists > Reviews > MATURE CHEESY HEAVEN

Author's product rating:   

Originality	Definitely a cut above the rest
Lyrics	Sublime
Quality and consistency of tracks	A couple of weak links
How does it compare to the artist's other releases	Not applicable
Value for Money	Excellent

Advantages:	GREAT PARTY TRACKS
Disadvantages:	SOME NOT SO GREAT TRACKS

Recommend to potential buyers:

yes

Full review

I'am well known to throw a party once in a while, the thing is my parties are usually a bit crazy to say the least. My house is usually full of adults in fancy dress, playing childrens party games, singing karaoke and downing quite alot of alcohol. It's always such a good laugh and people always come back again and again so I must be doing something right.

Anyway, a few months ago I was shopping at Tescos when I noticed The Ultimate Cheese Party CD and I thought it would be perfect for my parties and my sons birthday parties.

The cd cost me 12.99, which I think is pretty good as it has 3 CDs.

TRACK LISTING

CD1

1. VILLAGE PEOPLE - YMCA
A classic party song that will be around for years and years. This is one of those songs that you hate, but when you here it say " I LOVE THIS SONG " RATE 8/10

2. KYLIE - I SHOULD BE SO LUCKY
A great song to sing along to and brings back memories of when kylie was a innocent pop singer ( how times have changed) RATE 7/10

3.DAMIEN - THE TIME WARP
A song from Rocky Horror Picture show, quite simple dance moves, one of my favourite party songs. RATE 10/10

4.WHIGFIELD - SATURDAY NIGHT
The song that took over every holiday camp all over the world and has most people wanting to pull their hair out if they heard it again. Personally I rather like it and the dance moves are nice and easy to follow. RATE 7/10

5.CHAS AND DAVE - RABBIT
One for the older generation, I don't really like this one, it gets on my nerves so I usually skip this track. RATE 4/10

6.GROVE LIGHT - GROOVE IS IN THE HEART
I wouldn't really class this as a party song, but it does have a feel good factor. RATE 6/10

7.THE TWEETS - BIRDIE SONG
This song reminds me of my gran and her o.a.p friends wiggling their bums at an 80th birthday party, which was really funny but doesn't change the fact that i can't stand it. RATE 3/10

8.TONY BASIL - MICKEY
I love this song. it reminds me of being around 7 years old and making silly dances up with my big sister.
It is a real feel good song that I have to sing along to. RATE 10/10

9.REDNEX - COTTON EYE JOE
Yeeeee Haaaaaaa !!!!
If you want to see people spinning around pretending to lasso and doing some sort of cowboy dance, then this is the one for you. A great cheesy dance song. RATE 8/10

10.GINA G - JUST A LITTLE BIT
I know that I don't really like this song but still seem to find myself singing along to it. RATE 6/10

11. HOUSE OF PAIN - JUMP AROUND
An amazing song that definatly makes you jump around. RATE 8/10

12. LULU - SHOUT
What can i say, if you want to hear all your mates wailing like some sort of screaming thing, then put this on. One of my favourites on this cd and also one of my favourite karaoke songs. RATE 10/10

13.THE MONKEES - IM A BELIEVER
Another great song to sing along to, and it is also featured on shrek so younger people will know it too. RATE 7/10

14.BANANARAMA - VENUS
Not much of a party song, and not one of my favourite Bananarama songs. RATE 5/10

15.JIVE BUNNY - SWING THE MOOD
A collection of different rock and roll songs.
Just be careful if you play this tune as it is garanteed that someone will try to pick you up and throw you over their shoulder.
RATE 5/10

16.FAST FOOD ROCKERS - SAY CHEESE!!!!
What can I say but NO, NO, NO,NO.
RATE 2/10

17.D-REAM - THINGS CAN ONLY GET BETTER
Takes me back to my school disco............ Ah to be young again.
Great tune. Rate 8/10

CD2

1.DEXYS MIDNIGHT RUNNERS - COME ON EILLEEN
Expect some holes in your floor with this one, garanteed everyone will be stomping their feet, another classic song.RATE 8/10

2. CHUCK BERRY - YOU NEVER CAN TELL
Sorry to any Chuck Berry fans but not for me.RATE 3/10

3.THE GAP BAND - OOPS UPSIDE YOUR HEAD
An ok track, where you need to sit on the floor to do the actions, the only problem is if you had had a few to many you can't get back up. RATE 6/10

4.RIGHT SAID FRED - I'M TO SEXY
Bound to make everyone think they are the best thing since sliced bread.
I love this song RATE 9/10

5.TOM JONES - SEX BOMB
Beware of pelvises being girated in your face, might put your eye out !!!. RATE 7/10

6.DA MUTTZ - WASSUP
El crappo. RATE 2/10

7.HOT CHOCOLATE - YOU SEXY THING
Expect clothes to be removed and scenes from The Full Monty to me acted out. An ok song. RATE 7/10

8.BELLE AND SPURLING - SVEN SVEN SVEN
A lads football song, not my cup of tea RATE2/10

9.THE WEATHER GIRLS - IT'S RAINING MEN
Definatly a girlie song, great to listen to before you go out, definatley a feel good song. RATE 9/10

10.SISTER SLEDGE - WE ARE FAMILY
I hate this song, why I don't know, it just grinds on me.RATE 2/10

11.GRANDAD ROBERTS - MEAT, PIE AND SAUSAGE ROLLS.
Another lads song, not to my taste. RATE 2/10

12.SHABBA RANKS - MR LOVERMAN
Not too bad, an ok song with some ok lyrics. RATE 5/10

13.BAHAMEN - WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
A great song that brings out the animal in everyone. My son loves the barking bit in this song. RATE 6/10

14.BAD MANNERS - LIP UP FATTY
An alright song but again not my thing. RATE 4/10

15.SHAKIN STEVENS - THIS OLE HOUSE
A feel good song and a classic that will be played for years to come. definatly one to get everyone up and dancing. RATE 8/10

16. AFRO MAN - BECAUSE I GOT HIGH
Not my cup of tea but puts some good messages across about drug abuse. RATE 4/10

CD3

1.DJ OTZI - HEY BABY
OHHHH, AHHHHH !!!!
My 5 year old loves this song and always sings and dances to it, a must for any party. I love it, a great cheesy song RATE 9/10

2.LAS KETCHUP - ASEREJE
Another one of my sons favourites but hard to sing along to as it is mainly in spanish, quite a good song to dance to and it has dance moves too. RATE 7/10

3.CHEEKY GIRLS - CHEEKY HOLIDAY
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! RATE 1/10

4.JIVE BUNNY - LETS PARTY
Great for christmas parties as it is a mix of christmas songs.
RATE 6/10

5.LOS LOBOS - LA BAMBA
I love this song, it's one of my favourite karaoke songs.
Expect lots of flamenco dancing if you play this one.RATE 8/10

6.FAST FOOD ROCKERS - FAST FOOD SONG
A very, very cheesy song but one that I enjoy dancing to with my son and niece. More for the kids than the adults maybe thats why I like it so much. RATE 8/10

7.EIFFEL 65 - BLUE
Haven't got a clue what this song is about but I do know that it takes me back to my clubbing days ( big fish, little fish, box in the sky), an excellent song. RATE9/10

8.SCOOTER - THE LOGICAL SONG
Another great dance song.
I used to listen to scooter first time they were around so I'am pleased they revived themselves. RATE 9/10

9.CORONNA - RHYTHM OF THE NIGHT
Yet agiain another dance classic, brilIiant. RATE 8/10

10.HOLY VALANCE - KISS KISS
Not a bad song, I much prefer the original turkish version as it reminds me of my first holiday with my boyfriend. RATE 5/10

11.BAD MANNERS - THE CAN CAN
BEWARE !!! If doing this dance with all them high kicks make sure you haven't got shoes on that easily come off otherwise there might be some accidents. An old party song that will live on forever. RATE 7/10

12.BLACK LACE - AGADOO
You can't have a party without a Black Lace song.
Agadoo is a song that will last forever, a great song for young and old.Definatly a cheese classic RATE 8/10

13.LOS DEL RIO - MACARENA
Another party song with quite easy to follow actions. A good song that took holiday camps by storm. RATE 7/10

14.BUCKS FIZZ - MAKING YOUR MIND UP
One of my favourites , not only is it a good song it was also a eurovision song contest hit.
Makes you want to sing and dance a feel good track, RATE 9/10

15.JOHNNY BURNETTE - YOUR'E SIXTEEN
An old song that has probably been sung a million times and more by every parent to their son/daughter on their 16th birthday.
A good, simple song.RATE 8/10

16.TRAD / BURNS - AULD LANG SYNE
Lets face it, we only ever listen to and sing this at new years parties.
A brilliant song to see in the new year, if only we all knew the words.!!!! RATE 10/10.

Overall a good album that is going to get you and everyone else in a good party mood.
I would recommend all you cheesy party people to buy this CD.

Thanks for reading xxxx ;0)

RACHAEL